Quote from Dr Nick

There is no such thing as BAD WEATHER just Bad clothing!

Villa Incognito

Meet me in Cognito, baby,

We’ll soon leave our pasts behind us.

The present is always a mystery,

As the future never fails to remind us.

Once we’re in Cognito,

We’ll remove all of our clothes very fast,

But though we be naked as jaybirds,

At no time will we take off our masks.

Cinderella went incongnito,

And it’s said that she had a ball.

It’s always midnight in Cognito

By the black clock at the end of the hall.

We’re destined to be clandestine,

Incognito is our very last hope.

I’ll meet you where the sun don’t shine,

With a fake I.D. and some dope.

So do join me in Cognito,

You know that I’ll never tell.

We’ll sneak in the back door of Heaven

And stroll unnoticed through Hell.

Incognito

Incognito

There, every day’s a surprise.

Incognito

Incognito

Where truth tells all the best lies.

If you won’t meet me in Cognito,

Baby, I’m apt to go out of my head.

But if you really can’t handle incognito

Meet me in Absentia, instead.

The One Who Is missing,

He can’t run but He certainly can hide.

His ghost car is parked in Cognito,

Do you think He might give us a ride?

No news is good news in Cognito,

Addresses are damn hard to find.

The queen of spades runs the mailroom

And the postmen are legally blind.

Just because you’re naked

Doesn’t mean you’re sexy,

Just because you’re cynical

Doesn’t mean you’re cool.

You may tell the greatest lies

And wear a brilliant disguise

But you can’t escape the eyes

Of the one who sees right through you.

In the end what will prevail

Is your passion not your tale,

For love is the Holy Grail,

Even in Cognito.

So better listen to me, sister,

And pay close attention, mister:

It’s very good to play the game,

Amuse the gods, avoid the pain,

But don’t trust fortune, don’t trust fame,

Your real self doesn’t know your name

And in that we’re all the same:

We’re all incognito.

            –by Tom Robbins

Quote on: Why do we do it?

Harvey Butchart: “I love the adventure of it all, the thrill of overcoming obstacles and the challenge of staying safe.”

quote of the show

John Tompkins (audiophile and frequent concert goer)

“I know if you’re here it’s gonna be a good show!”

-evidently I must have good taste!

Quote of the Gay

A gay coworker of mine said this the other day: “I only look gay when I have a dick in my mouth!”hahahaaaahaaaa!

Quote on bolting

SD: “you gotta tap it in gently at first, then hammer it in all the way to the nut!”

Quote on urine

Scott Duemler: “Urination is good, it cleans your blood & you get to handle your penis!”

DOMS

I’d say I was suffering from “Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness” from the big day climbing but the onset was actually more immediate (IOMS). Thankfully I have a hottub, yin-yoga and Aleve!

To Quote …Adventure

P1 Pumped!!!  

As we were hiking back to the car, Keith said “My biggest adventures are always with you, Mark”

This was about as big a compliment as I could imagine. Yep, it was a big adventure day for sure!

A bumpy 4x road daftly negotiated by Keith in his Subie- brought us to the trailhead.  Dry washes were torrents from the recent snow melt- we hopped across and balanced on logs. Our heavy packs began to weigh in as we got warmer and closer to our destination. Fuly aware- or so I thought- of our strenuous endeavor, I thought “maybe I’ll take a break from climbing after this, & do some canyoneering for a while” As if, I’d already realized the goal and satisfied my need for adventure and struggle. I had much to learn.

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The Golden Spike was known as a new testpiece of sustained difficult climbing in the backcountry of Sedona.  11+ climbing after a 1hr approach. We found our way up the break in the headwall zigzagging across brushy ledges leading to the steep 5pitch pillar. The sun past over the cliff as I racked up- mostly triples to #4 ( a lot of gear), and headed up the first pitch: steep hands then finger liebacking, then more hands in a slot, I was sooooo pumped…& then a roof! I thought it felt harder than 11a but waited and when Keith concurred that it was indeed hard and unrelenting- I felt justified. Next Keith led  what should have been the crux pitch 11+! up a steep acute slot with hands in the back then stemming out past a huge roof and offwidth, more delicate stemming past two face bolts to finger cracks- technical and powerful- Keith’s style. I also found this pitch demanding but made it clean. It was my turn again to lead. After a big hands bulge it was ledgy climbing up to a loose pillar and then a thin hands roof. After several futile attempts, I slipped a sling in my high piece and stepped into the loop to aid my way past- still incrediblly difficult! once past this roof more difficult corner climbing up to a huge off- width roof which actually proved easier than it looked! This pitch had to be at least 5.12; if neither Keith nor I could free it. While easier the following pitch was no mental break as Keith led up the long offwidth utilizing stems and liebacks when possible. Then final pitch was supposed to be 5.7, but again, felt harder than predicted; loose blocks then chimney up to exposed run-out stems to an overhanging hand crack to the summit. What a view! We improved tha anchor by adding another carabiner and some more webbing then rap’d down to the next station which we improved as well. Then we tried to pull our rope and found it would’nt budge…or did it? We both pulled simultaneously, we tried different angles- we yarded- or should I say inched our way pulling 90m of rope over the friction’d angles of chimney and ledge. I was pumped-and not even climbing! Finally free we made the remaining raps headache free. We skipped the final one, rapping past the first anchor to a ledge and short down-climb back to the packs. Safe Tierra Firma! A euphoric walk back-  Cold Beers awaited!

Quote on god

one MD regarding another: “god has curly hair”